Jessica Simpson.

Confidential to Elle--shooting a photo identical to a very famous magazine cover without an ounce of irony--right down to the placement of the ring!--might in some circles be considered the theft of intellectual property. (Annie Leibovitz sued the makers of Naked Gun 33 1/3 for their parody.) Next month's issue shall feature either Amanda Seyfried shaving, Katy Perry with arrows coming out of her, or an unnamed starlet declaring "Yep, I'm Gay."