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Were any moths harmed in the filming of The Moth Diaries? We know just the people to ask! Designer (in theory) Isaac Mizrahi is hosting the ASPCA Bergh Ball, where he is to joined by novelist Tinsley Mortimer and munchy monger Dylan Lauren in raising funds for the prevention of cruelty to animals. The whole wingding is to honor beastly music-contest judge Simon Cowell, whose harm to sentient beings has been documented over 10 years of reality programming—hey, he’s hurt humans’ feelings, but he’s been very good to the Fox species!

The Plaza Hotel, 770 Fifth Avenue; cocktails at 7 p.m., dinner and dancing at 8 p.m. Information can be found at http://www.aspca.org.

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