Stop us if you’ve heard this one before: So Greta Gerwig, Zoe Lister Jones, Allison Williams and Whitney Cummings walk into a bar…

(Well, not just a bar, but  Bunker Club. And they don’t ‘walk in,’ so much as get escorted to the venue which is hosting an after-party for Tribeca Film Festival’s screening of Lola Versus…)

Anyway,  Ms. Gerwig turns to Ms. Cummings and says, “Hey, did we lose somebody on the way over?”

And Ms. Cummings looks around the room and replies:
(Pick one of the following)

a) No, we gave Zooey Deschanel the wrong directions on purpose.

b) Yes, but Lena Dunham was too busy writing/directing/starring in a new Judd Apatow production based on a dream she had last night to show.

c) I’m not sure. Does anyone remember what Gretchen Moll looks like?

d) I don’t think so…actually, what the hell am I doing here?