Heidi Klum just thinks you, you, you oughta know (YouTube)

It was sad when Seal and Heidi Klum got divorced, but now we know the real reason: he’d been holding her back all these years from pursuing her career as a rock’n'roll, honky-tonk woman. “Turn Up the Night,” ladies and gentleman.

This video kind of scares us. And not in a “human body costume” kind of way. More like “Why is Heidi Klum trying to be both Blondie and Courtney Love at the same time?” Have they mind-melded with her?

That being said, the lady looks great.

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