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What Should Go In Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s Wedding Registry?

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By Drew Grant 5/03/12 2:19pm

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(The happy couple in 2007…was love already in the air?)

According to an exclusive report by Us Weekly, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are already talking about marriage after only one month of dating. Hey, why not, right? We mean, Ms. Kardashian is still married to Kris Humphries, but that shouldn’t stop true love, which is what this definitely is.

The only question is: what to get the happy couple? And remember, you have to be really original, since Kim Kardashian still has everyone’s presents from last time around.

(Photo via Patrick McMullan)
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Alexis Pfeiffer, Kanye West, Kim Kardashian== Intermix Los Angeles Store Debut== Intermix, Beverly Hills, CA== September 25, 2007== ©Patrick McMullan== Photo - ANDREAS BRANCH/PatrickMcMullan.com==
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WedSafe wedding insurance

We've been looking into how you can insure your wedding gift if the couple decides to break up immediately after saying 'I do.' Unfortunately, so far nothing can protect you against the monsoon that is a Kardashian wedding, and unless you report the goods stolen, you can't get the money back. However, a WedSafe insurance policy would let E! (or whoever decides to foot the bill for this nuptial) recoup some of their losses in case of a disaster. Interpret 'disaster' as you will.
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Rabbit fur pillows from Adrienne Landau

Sold at Neiman Marcus for only $600! These two are already on PETA's hit list, and we know how much Kanye is picky about his furs, so why feel bad?
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'His N' Hers' Cullinan diamonds

For the couple that has everything, but could always do with some more bling: the Cullinan is the largest rough cut gem in the world (also called The Star of Africa,) weighing in at 530.20 carats. There are smaller versions, but you know in this relationship there's no room for a Cullinan II, so you'd have to find a matching pair large enough for the outside egos. Then the only question is how to set it...we're thinking a scepter for him, and she can wear one as a hat.
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Special performance by Kanye and Jay-Z

It'll set you back major bucks, but if you want to book the groom for his own wedding, and throw in his mentor Jay-Z (just in case he wasn't planning to show up), it's going to cost you. The pair played Sheikh Mansour's sister's Sweet 16 party for $6 million in Dubai last year...and we're sure the price-tag is only going to go up for this sure-to-be-televised "private" event.
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A unicorn/pegasus hybrid

The only problem being that this mythical creature will be particularly hard to split up during divorce proceedings. Also, like a mule, Punicorns are known to be infertile. You know Kim will take that personally.
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Twitter

Valued at approximately $8 billion, the social platform for this couple would be the ultimate gift. Just think: they could kick all the haters off, and just tweet back and forth all day!
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Their own network

Why bother signing a deal with another network, when these two could just start up a livestream of their lives and sell it on demand? We were thinking it should be called "The Kanye and Kim Kardashian channel," but the acronym looked terrible. So how about just K!