Michael Bloom-berg really, really cares about health—we’re sure we’ll lose those pesky five pounds now that we can’t buy 32-ounce sodas anymore! But he can’t change everything by passing laws, so tonight he appeals to the private sector’s charitable side by headlining an out-of-town golf tourney. The Bachmann-Strauss Dystonia and Parkinson’s Foundation’s golf tournament takes place in scenic Purchase. (It’s just up the Metro-North, though we’re sure Bloomie will chopper in!) Paula Zahn, formerly of CNN, is to host the shindig. We’re taking the day off to hit the links with our mayor, but we hope this golf outing, unlike the one he took with President Obama, won’t end in him calling us arrogant.

Century Golf Club, 233 Anderson Hill Road (Purchase), 11am; tickets and information can be found at dystonia-parkinson.org.

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