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DON’T Mind If We DO: In a Nod to Their Signature Column We Try Our Hand at VICE DOs and DON’Ts at Their Own Book Party

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By Jess Schiewe 7/13/12 9:00am

To Do Friday: Matters of the Art

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    Fifteen years ago, the plan was to create a fashion column for VICE, the Canadian skater-rag-turned-ASME-nominated-massive-media-company co-founder Suroosh Alvi told The Observer, “because then we could get fashion advertising for the magazine.” But then they realized they “didn’t know anything about fashion.”

    In this twisted spirit, the long-running, wildly popular DOs and DON’Ts column—photos of unfortunate, real street fashion captioned harshly by VICE’s editors—was born. It has become “the little franchise that could” for the magazine and website, Mr. Alvi said.

    And at the launch party for a new compilation anthology, DOs & DON’Ts Book 2, on Tuesday night, we brought our camera to the packed Powerhouse Arena in DUMBO and documented those celebrating the bawdy column that spawned many imitations (including our slideshow, below the cut).

    About the likelihood that DOs and DON’Ts has hurt more than a few feelings during its run, the column’s editor, Thomas Morton, was unapologetic. “I don’t really have any morals, so nothing really stops me,” he said. “If they’re wearing bad pants, then that’s reason enough. But it’s a case by case basis and basically depends on if I’m hungover and what type of hangover it is.”

    Throughout the course of the three-hour event, a hundred or more hipsters, wannabe hipsters, and a few out-of-place Manhattanites (that’s what you get when you put Cat Marnell in charge of manning the door) wandered in. The new book was on sale for $20, but according to the lone geek manning the cash register, no one had purchased a copy. “They’re here for the party and free drinks,” he said.

    All photos by Spencer Rothman.

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    Can you spot the beauty editor in this picture?

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    DO

    Hey, did you guys hear that Vice is producing a show with Bill Maher and Fareed Zakaria for HBO?

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    DO

    Now that is a smile that says, "I've got plans for these three later."

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    DO

    A+++++++ item as described would do business again!!!!

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    If only she could somehow have his bone structure and tank top.

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    His name tag says "Funnier in 2002," but that's not really true, is it?

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    How do the Lenscrafters employees who still sell these glasses sleep at night?

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    Nike actually has to pay Rafael Nadal to wear this outfit.

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    What, like you’ve never hoarded the free drinks at a clusterfuck Vice party?

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    If you could get one of these girls alone we bet she'd be... painfully normal.

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    Grown-up Denise Huxtable is a good look as long as you can avoid picturing her having sex with Lenny Kravitz.

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    Wow, the guy from The Professional has really been spending way too much time in the sun.

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    In for summer: Liberty prints, braided rattails, septum rings, and a faraway stare that reminds strangers of the innocent child you once were in Gainesville.

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    Imagine what that faux sherpa lining will smell like come September, when this vest will be seasonally appropriate.

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    You know you're in trouble when these two look like the least annoying people at your party.

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