As you almost certainly know, the Olympics start today. (And thank god New York City didn’t win the bid seven years ago, right? Clearly Williamsburg didn’t need a brand new Olympic Aquatic Center/Beach Volleyball Arena when it could revamp McCarren!)
This week we trolled red carpets and parties probing celebrities with the following query: What Olympic event, real or imagined, would you most like to compete in?
Their answers were colorful (if not delusional), and include tidbits from Susan Sarandon, Zach Galifianakis, Calvin Klein, Audrey Gelman, a former Bachelor, the entire cast of Miss Advised, and many more. Click through for the slideshow.