Hyacinth Cornelia Heinemann is a baby too élite for one of those inane baby’s-first-Facebook pages. No, her parents decided to set her up with the ultimate social advantage–a Patrick McMullan profile. The society photographer dropped in on baby Hyacinth’s first birthday party this weekend (a perusal of daddy Jon Heinemann’s McMullan page indicates that they’ve gotten snaps from brother Hudson’s fifth birthday, as well).
It’s Monday morning, and we’re recovering from the jitney ride back, so we’ll self-soothe with pictures of a socialite baby interacting with a man in a giraffe suit.
