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		<title>Madonna Flashes Tush in Italy (Video)</title>

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		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Jun 2012 11:56:25 -0400</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Drew Grant</dc:creator>
				
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_5745" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 267px"><a href="http://nyovelvetroper.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/madonnatattoo.jpg"><img class=" wp-image-5745" title="madonnatattoo" src="http://nyovelvetroper.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/madonnatattoo.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="257" height="160" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Madonna in Italy</p></div></p>
<p>Not one week after the Nipplegate fiasco--<a href="http://velvetroper.com/2012/06/madonnas-nip-slip-how-are-we-feeling-this-morning-video/">when Madonna tried to flash her breast while on tour in Turkey</a>, and, unable to make it look like an accident, just shoved her nipple out of her bra cup and pinched it for the audience--the Queen of Pop braved another bare move.<br />
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During her MDNA tour performance at the Olympic Stadium in Rome on Tuesday, Madge slipped out of her outfit and shook out of her trousers and <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music-arts/madonna-flashes-rear-concert-rome-article-1.1095053">flaunted her 53-year-old rump at the audience</a>. It can no longer be considered an accident, as both incidents of nudity occurred while Madonna was singing "Human Nature." Perhaps a mating call of some sort?</p>
<p>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQZCbP0sonY</p>
<p>This was also the concert that saw the return of the cone-bra, an iconic visual statement from the Material Girl that is sure to <a href="http://velvetroper.com/2012/06/lady-gaga-tweets-out-photo-of-bruised-face-is-mad-at-madonna-maybe/">invoke some backlash from Lady Gaga's camp</a>.</p>
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<p>Not one week after the Nipplegate fiasco--<a href="http://velvetroper.com/2012/06/madonnas-nip-slip-how-are-we-feeling-this-morning-video/">when Madonna tried to flash her breast while on tour in Turkey</a>, and, unable to make it look like an accident, just shoved her nipple out of her bra cup and pinched it for the audience--the Queen of Pop braved another bare move.<br />
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During her MDNA tour performance at the Olympic Stadium in Rome on Tuesday, Madge slipped out of her outfit and shook out of her trousers and <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/music-arts/madonna-flashes-rear-concert-rome-article-1.1095053">flaunted her 53-year-old rump at the audience</a>. It can no longer be considered an accident, as both incidents of nudity occurred while Madonna was singing "Human Nature." Perhaps a mating call of some sort?</p>
<p>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nQZCbP0sonY</p>
<p>This was also the concert that saw the return of the cone-bra, an iconic visual statement from the Material Girl that is sure to <a href="http://velvetroper.com/2012/06/lady-gaga-tweets-out-photo-of-bruised-face-is-mad-at-madonna-maybe/">invoke some backlash from Lady Gaga's camp</a>.</p>
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		<title>How Do We Feel About Madonna&#8217;s Nip-Slip? (Video)</title>

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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Jun 2012 11:34:52 -0400</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Drew Grant</dc:creator>
				
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_5590" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://nyovelvetroper.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/madge.jpg"><img src="http://nyovelvetroper.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/madge.jpg?w=300" alt="" title="madge" width="300" height="184" class="size-medium wp-image-5590" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Madonna: the woman, the nipple</p></div>We know we haven't addressed <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2157118/Madonna-causes-controversy-flashes-boob-performance-Istanbul.html">the issue of Madonna's nip-slip</a> in Istanbul last Thursday, but that doesn't mean we don't care! It's more like...we needed a moment. After Madge made such a grandiose comeback during the Super Bowl, we didn't want to jump on this "Madonna is disgusting!" campaign, but since this issue is clearly not going away (as evidenced by <a href="https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/211825646563893248">Piers Morgan tweeting about it</a>), we might as well discuss it. <strong>(NSFW-ish video below)</strong>.<br />
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<em>Moment on nipple-reckoning comes at 2:40</em><br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-NmCokWffQ&amp;feature=player_embedded<br />
Well look, it obviously wasn't an accident. You can see Madonna try to pull down her top for what could have been an accidental "nip slip," but when that fails to unleash the teat, Madge takes the cup of her bra and pulls it down fora peek-a-boo moment with her bare breast. </p>
<p>So maybe even calling this a nip "slip" is too generous a term. It was a nip "on purpose"? A "slippery nipple"? And was it gross, or totally normal? Gawker is <a href="http://gawker.com/5917172/?comment=50007388">about to have a riot</a> in its comment sections over the matter, what with overturned cars being set on fire (metaphorically) in a flame ware regarding the eligibility of women over the age of 50 to show their bare breasts.</p>
<p>We aren't here to judge on whether this was an act of pathetic attention-grabbing or mere human nature (for Madonna at least), but we'd like to hear from you guys: How do you feel about Madonna slipping some nip?</p>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_5590" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://nyovelvetroper.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/madge.jpg"><img src="http://nyovelvetroper.files.wordpress.com/2012/06/madge.jpg?w=300" alt="" title="madge" width="300" height="184" class="size-medium wp-image-5590" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Madonna: the woman, the nipple</p></div>We know we haven't addressed <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2157118/Madonna-causes-controversy-flashes-boob-performance-Istanbul.html">the issue of Madonna's nip-slip</a> in Istanbul last Thursday, but that doesn't mean we don't care! It's more like...we needed a moment. After Madge made such a grandiose comeback during the Super Bowl, we didn't want to jump on this "Madonna is disgusting!" campaign, but since this issue is clearly not going away (as evidenced by <a href="https://twitter.com/piersmorgan/status/211825646563893248">Piers Morgan tweeting about it</a>), we might as well discuss it. <strong>(NSFW-ish video below)</strong>.<br />
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<em>Moment on nipple-reckoning comes at 2:40</em><br />
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G-NmCokWffQ&amp;feature=player_embedded<br />
Well look, it obviously wasn't an accident. You can see Madonna try to pull down her top for what could have been an accidental "nip slip," but when that fails to unleash the teat, Madge takes the cup of her bra and pulls it down fora peek-a-boo moment with her bare breast. </p>
<p>So maybe even calling this a nip "slip" is too generous a term. It was a nip "on purpose"? A "slippery nipple"? And was it gross, or totally normal? Gawker is <a href="http://gawker.com/5917172/?comment=50007388">about to have a riot</a> in its comment sections over the matter, what with overturned cars being set on fire (metaphorically) in a flame ware regarding the eligibility of women over the age of 50 to show their bare breasts.</p>
<p>We aren't here to judge on whether this was an act of pathetic attention-grabbing or mere human nature (for Madonna at least), but we'd like to hear from you guys: How do you feel about Madonna slipping some nip?</p>
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		<title>Explaining Zombie Crawls to Mothers: A Conversation (Video)</title>

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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 May 2012 14:59:13 -0400</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Drew Grant</dc:creator>
				
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_4793" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://nyovelvetroper.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/zombiesworst.jpg"><img class="size-medium wp-image-4793" title="zombiesworst" src="http://nyovelvetroper.files.wordpress.com/2012/05/zombiesworst.jpg?w=300" alt="" width="300" height="221" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Zombies, texting (YouTube)</p></div></p>
<p><em>Exterior: Roebling and Metropolitan, Brooklyn. Sunday evening, dusk. It is lightly raining; the season's first sun shower. </em>The New York Observer<em> is walking around with our mother, enjoying the long weekend and beautiful weather. It is quiet. Too quiet?</em></p>
<p><em>Suddenly, the stampeding of footsteps on the march; cars screeching to a halt, and the sound of a thousand screaming drunks fill the air...</em><br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZCHhPAt5To</p>
<p><strong>Mother</strong>: Is this a <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/nyc-zombie-crawl-invades-brooklyn-sunday-article-1.1083473">zombie march</a>?<br />
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<em>New York Observer</em></strong>: Yes, looks like it.</p>
<p><em>Drunk frat boy in rainbow wig and fake blood staggers towards us, attracted by our flashy iPhone.</em></p>
<p><strong>Frat boy</strong>: Braaaaains!</p>
<p><strong>Mother</strong>: ....</p>
<p><strong>NYO</strong>: ...</p>
<p><strong>Frat Boy</strong>: Brains? <em>(He lurches away, in search of some.)</em></p>
<p><strong>Mother</strong>: So, does this happen a lot?</p>
<p><strong>NYO</strong>: Yeah. A lot, a lot.</p>
<p><em>Zombies walk through intersection in giant wave, disregardful cars blaring their horns.</em></p>
<p><strong>Mother</strong>: It looks like the zombies are holding up traffic.</p>
<p><strong>NYO</strong>: I am so glad I don't live in Williamsburg anymore.</p>
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<p><em>Exterior: Roebling and Metropolitan, Brooklyn. Sunday evening, dusk. It is lightly raining; the season's first sun shower. </em>The New York Observer<em> is walking around with our mother, enjoying the long weekend and beautiful weather. It is quiet. Too quiet?</em></p>
<p><em>Suddenly, the stampeding of footsteps on the march; cars screeching to a halt, and the sound of a thousand screaming drunks fill the air...</em><br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZCHhPAt5To</p>
<p><strong>Mother</strong>: Is this a <a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/nyc-zombie-crawl-invades-brooklyn-sunday-article-1.1083473">zombie march</a>?<br />
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<em>New York Observer</em></strong>: Yes, looks like it.</p>
<p><em>Drunk frat boy in rainbow wig and fake blood staggers towards us, attracted by our flashy iPhone.</em></p>
<p><strong>Frat boy</strong>: Braaaaains!</p>
<p><strong>Mother</strong>: ....</p>
<p><strong>NYO</strong>: ...</p>
<p><strong>Frat Boy</strong>: Brains? <em>(He lurches away, in search of some.)</em></p>
<p><strong>Mother</strong>: So, does this happen a lot?</p>
<p><strong>NYO</strong>: Yeah. A lot, a lot.</p>
<p><em>Zombies walk through intersection in giant wave, disregardful cars blaring their horns.</em></p>
<p><strong>Mother</strong>: It looks like the zombies are holding up traffic.</p>
<p><strong>NYO</strong>: I am so glad I don't live in Williamsburg anymore.</p>
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		<title>Heidi Klum Makes a Music Video, Finally</title>

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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 May 2012 14:55:24 -0400</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Drew Grant</dc:creator>
				
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<p>It was sad when Seal and Heidi Klum got divorced, but now we know the real reason: he'd been holding her back all these years from pursuing her career as a rock'n'roll, honky-tonk woman. "<a href="http://jezebel.com/5913065/heidi-klum-sings-and-strips-in-a-sexy-new-music-video">Turn Up the Night</a>," ladies and gentleman.<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=kKBIwDAZI_4<br />
This video kind of scares us. And not in a "human body costume" kind of way. More like "Why is Heidi Klum trying to be both Blondie and Courtney Love at the same time?" Have they mind-melded with her?</p>
<p>That being said, the lady looks great.</p>
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<p>It was sad when Seal and Heidi Klum got divorced, but now we know the real reason: he'd been holding her back all these years from pursuing her career as a rock'n'roll, honky-tonk woman. "<a href="http://jezebel.com/5913065/heidi-klum-sings-and-strips-in-a-sexy-new-music-video">Turn Up the Night</a>," ladies and gentleman.<br />
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&amp;v=kKBIwDAZI_4<br />
This video kind of scares us. And not in a "human body costume" kind of way. More like "Why is Heidi Klum trying to be both Blondie and Courtney Love at the same time?" Have they mind-melded with her?</p>
<p>That being said, the lady looks great.</p>
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		<title>Lindsay Lohan on Today Show: That&#8217;s Her Real Face, Now (Video)</title>

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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Mar 2012 20:44:01 -0400</pubDate>
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			<dc:creator>Drew Grant</dc:creator>
				
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		<description><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_726" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px">[media-credit id=5 align="alignleft" width="300"]<a href="http://www.velvetroper.com/files/2012/03/LindsayMattlauer.jpg"><img src="http://www.velvetroper.com/files/2012/03/LindsayMattlauer-300x250.jpg" alt="" title="LindsayMattlauer" width="300" height="250" class="size-medium wp-image-726" /></a>[/media-credit]<p class="wp-caption-text">Lindsay Lohan looks great! (NBC)</p></div>If you're anything like us, you have already canceled all your glittery Saturday night plans so you can say home and watch <em>Saturday Night Live</em> live because OMG <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong>! She must be on because she's promoting a movie or something right? Did someone finally give her that <a href="http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/TV/2012/02/29/Lindsay-Lohan-confirms-shell-play-Liz-Taylor/UPI-45051330545566/"><strong>Elizabeth Taylor</strong> role</a> that kept her <a href="http://jezebel.com/5883734/fashion-week-begins-and-lindsay-lohan-is-a-stain-on-the-red-carpet/gallery/1">so sober during Fashion Week</a>?</p>
<p>No? Apparently, she <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-saturday-night-live-02-2012">just called <strong>Lorne Michaels</strong> and begged to guest-host</a>? Cute. Very cute gimmick. And one that's going to work, because as we've just stated, SNL might as well change its name now to <em>Saturday Night Lindsay</em>!<br />
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But more (or less) importantly, Ms. Lohan decided that she might as well throw in a <em>Today</em> show appearance as part of her comeback train. Let's just hope this train isn't about to derail as fast as her career did. <strong>Matt Lauer</strong>, ladies and gentlemen!<br />
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<p style="font-size:11px; font-family:Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; color: #999; margin-top: 5px; background: transparent; text-align: center; width: 420px;">Visit msnbc.com for <a style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;" href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com">breaking news</a>, <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032507" style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;">world news</a>, and <a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/3032072" style="text-decoration:none !important; border-bottom: 1px dotted #999 !important; font-weight:normal !important; height: 13px; color:#5799DB !important;">news about the economy</a></p>
<p>Is that really Lindsay Lohan, or did mom Dina decide to tap in her for her this round? Jesus, she looks terrible. At least now we know why she looooved working at the morgue: she was stealing all the embalming fluid for her face.</p>
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><div id="attachment_726" class="wp-caption alignleft" style="width: 310px">[media-credit id=5 align="alignleft" width="300"]<a href="http://www.velvetroper.com/files/2012/03/LindsayMattlauer.jpg"><img src="http://www.velvetroper.com/files/2012/03/LindsayMattlauer-300x250.jpg" alt="" title="LindsayMattlauer" width="300" height="250" class="size-medium wp-image-726" /></a>[/media-credit]<p class="wp-caption-text">Lindsay Lohan looks great! (NBC)</p></div>If you're anything like us, you have already canceled all your glittery Saturday night plans so you can say home and watch <em>Saturday Night Live</em> live because OMG <strong>Lindsay Lohan</strong>! She must be on because she's promoting a movie or something right? Did someone finally give her that <a href="http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/TV/2012/02/29/Lindsay-Lohan-confirms-shell-play-Liz-Taylor/UPI-45051330545566/"><strong>Elizabeth Taylor</strong> role</a> that kept her <a href="http://jezebel.com/5883734/fashion-week-begins-and-lindsay-lohan-is-a-stain-on-the-red-carpet/gallery/1">so sober during Fashion Week</a>?</p>
<p>No? Apparently, she <a href="http://www.thesuperficial.com/lindsay-lohan-saturday-night-live-02-2012">just called <strong>Lorne Michaels</strong> and begged to guest-host</a>? Cute. Very cute gimmick. And one that's going to work, because as we've just stated, SNL might as well change its name now to <em>Saturday Night Lindsay</em>!<br />
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But more (or less) importantly, Ms. Lohan decided that she might as well throw in a <em>Today</em> show appearance as part of her comeback train. Let's just hope this train isn't about to derail as fast as her career did. <strong>Matt Lauer</strong>, ladies and gentlemen!<br />
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<p>Is that really Lindsay Lohan, or did mom Dina decide to tap in her for her this round? Jesus, she looks terrible. At least now we know why she looooved working at the morgue: she was stealing all the embalming fluid for her face.</p>
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