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the eight-day week

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To Do Monday: Toy Story

The little one is back from summer camp, and now he’s demanding presents, attention, food … how brief the respite was! Hand him off to the babysitter for one more precious day and stroll around MoMA’s exhibit Century of the Child: Growing by Design, 1900–2000, gazing upon the modern objects you once fetishized in fancy toy stores, when children were a mere abstract design concept of your own. Enjoy the institution’s ample air conditioning and peek at a Skippy-Racer scooter from 1933, Bauhaus nursery furniture, Lego building blocks, a Slinky and a selection of original pieces from the set of Pee-Wee’s Playhouse. After a couple of hours, you’ll remember why you’ve already starting socking away money for little Junior’s Whiffenpoofs tux rentals (Class of 2031!). Read More

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To Do Sunday: All That Jazz

Today we’re hitching a ride back to the city, slipping into a drop-waist dress, grabbing a parasol and lazing across the river on the ferry—and before you can say, “Is anyone actually disappointed by the yearlong delay of the release of Gatsby?” we’ll be on Governors Island for the 7th Annual Jazz Age Lawn Party. Help yourself to live music from Michael Arenella and His Dreamland Orchestra, dancing lessons on a temporary parquet floor, records hand-cranked on a phonograph, vintage portraiture and more twee retro fashions for sale than you could sneeze at through your newly purchased hand-embroidered organic cotton gingham hanky! (But don’t kid yourself—it’s all about the St-Germain cocktails.) Read More

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To Do Saturday: The Artists of Fielding

Grab your peanuts and crackerjack, because Saturday marks the 64th annual Artists and Writers Celebrity Softball Game, which benefits an amalgamation of deserving East Hampton charities. And what rarified company you’ll be in! Long-time coach Ken Auletta leads the writers, joined by the likes of George Stephanopoulos, Hugo Lindgren and Carl Bernstein. The scribes will be challenged by the “artists” Christie Brinkley, Lori Singer and Mad Men’s John Slattery. (We’d never argue semantics, but this category used to include the likes of Jackson Pollock and Willem de Kooning, though we can’t picture either playing softball.) The proceedings will be announced by James Lipton, natch, whose bookings for Inside the Actors Studio have also begun to blur the lines of job titles. Remember the Jon Bon Jovi episode? Read More

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To Do Friday: Guest Stars

Just try not to sing the overture from Disney’s Beauty and the Beast as you make your way to the Westhampton Beach Performing Arts Center’s “Be Our Guest” Gala tonight. The third annual benefit will contribute to the 1932 movie theatre-turned-events space currently in rounds of fund-raising for a complete face-lift. Spend the evening on the waterfront estate of hosts Kristin and John Miller enjoying cocktails and dinner, and choosing which of the upcoming events on the WBPAC’s calendar to attend: Megan Mullally, The Go-Gos or Rita Wilson singing the greatest hits of the ’60s and ’70s, all in one week? Must we only pick one? Read More

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To Do Thursday: All Politics is Sexual

We’re taking a wide stance on Tail! Spin!, a play written by NPR contributor Mario Correa and directed by Tony nominee Dan Knechtges. It’s a tour of some of contemporary American history’s most notorious boner-related political indiscretions. The play, which saw its ripped-from-the-headlines world premiere during the currently running New York International Fringe Festival, is in its final performance tonight. It stars cut-ups Rachel Dratch, Sean Dugan and Mo Rocca, and, via the shameful correspondences that ultimately unseated them, performed verbatim, Gov. Mark Sanford, Congressman Anthony Weiner, Congressman Mark Foley and Senator Larry Craig (all of them formerly so, of course). Scandalous! Read More

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To Do Thursday: Radio Play

Sometimes you can’t make it to the Great White Way to take in a show—for lack of interest, funds or obstreperous relatives in town demanding entertainment. (Why can’t we just sit in a dark room not speaking?) Lucky for you, sponsor 106.7 Lite FM is offering an omnibus of the musicals currently on Broadway, to catch you up on all the performances you’ve neglected. Stars from Nice Work If You Can Get It, Bring It On: The Musical, Rock of Ages, the forthcoming A Christmas Story (fingers crossed for an appearance of the leg-lamp kickline!) and others will offer you musical highlights from their shows today at lunchtime, which is normally when your host for the afternoon, morning drive-time DJ Bob Bronson, starts to put on his pajamas. This is the last show in the summertime Broadway in Bryant Park series, and thus likely the final time you’ll see the plush puppets, courtesy of Avenue Q, in the light of day. (Those bootleg Elmos in Times Square certainly don’t count.) Read More

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To Do Wednesday: Playing the Fields

The slow season continues with a torpid Wednesday—we really ought to have just taken the week off! Instead, we’ll take the day off and enjoy the luxurious air-conditioning and chemically buttered popcorn—but nothing at the multiplex is appealing. We’re originalists when it comes to both Batman and Total Recall—give us nippled rubber suits, Arnold Schwarzenegger Read More

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To Do Tuesday: Queen of Dean

We’re rusty on our college-level Italian: Does filial piety fall under the category of “amore”? Dean Martin’s daughter Deana (who really ought to start a “similarly named daughters of” supergroup with Natalie Cole and Bobbi Kristina Brown) performs a tribute to her father at Feinstein’s at Loews Regency. It’s to feature a number of the Read More

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To Do Monday: Futurist Tense

Monday nights in August are particularly grim—the few people even in the city on weekdays ritualistically applying aloe and flushing the weekend’s gin and tonics out of their respective systems. We’re stopping by the Museum of Modern Art to check out the exhibition Ecstatic Alphabets/Heaps of Language, a group show examining the Dada and Futurist Read More

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To Do Sunday: Kids’ Books

We’re walking a bit unsteadily today (we had a bit too much from Jay McInerney’s cellar last night), so we’re looking for something low-impact to do before the journey back to the city. Unfortunately, duty calls, and we’re forced to take little Trip and Muffin to the East Hampton Library children’s fair. There will be Read More